Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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