Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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