i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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