And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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