I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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