Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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