this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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