Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
