Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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