But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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