How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I've blown a few things in my day
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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