Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
All the doctor said was why
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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