It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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