just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
My legs feel like baby dolphins
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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