no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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