so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
please come you make the beer taste better
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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