what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
