Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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