their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
