very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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