I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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