is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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