hotel room ftw
i permit you to call me
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
