i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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