Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
