everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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