I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
My ATM looks so different sober.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
how drunk are you?
Several
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
