Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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