well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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