Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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