But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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