im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We were destined to go to rehab together
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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