It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I enjoy the company of your penis
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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