And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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