Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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