Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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