I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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