sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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