Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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