They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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