if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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