worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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