I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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