Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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