My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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