i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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