Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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