I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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