It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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