? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Randomize
