Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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