i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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