I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Jerry, you need to find god
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
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