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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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