put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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