Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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