Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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