that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
