I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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