just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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